- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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