Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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