Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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