- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Dwarf Shortage

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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