- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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