- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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