Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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