- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Y u do dis?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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belly button

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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