- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walks into a bar

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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