Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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