- Anti Joke

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )