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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Massie is a fatass

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

9/11 my birthday

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786