- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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