- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A blind man walks into a library.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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