- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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