- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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