What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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