- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".