A jew enters a mall.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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sky's sty

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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