- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What black and has children A black man

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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