- Anti Joke

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't