- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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