- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I forgot what i was gonna say

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Detroit has a low crime rate

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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