Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Anti Joke

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