- Anti Joke

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.