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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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