- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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