- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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