- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Morning wood.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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