- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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