If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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