What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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