What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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