- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

justin beiber sucks

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

No antijoke here.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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