- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I C U P White stuff

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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