How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do we call Osama? Osama

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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