- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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