- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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