- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

It got hit by a rocket.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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