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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

The Labour Party.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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