- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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