- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Atheism

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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