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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

like most people my age. im 27

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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