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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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