- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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