- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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