Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A cat playing laser tag.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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