- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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