- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Turkeys are obese

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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