- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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