Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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