Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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