A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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