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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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