- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What black and has children A black man

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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