- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

My jeans

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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