- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What black and has children A black man

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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