I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Life

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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