You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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