- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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