- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is the name of the car? What

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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