how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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i killed my family

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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I'm homeless.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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