- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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