it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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CHORGLUND

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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penis

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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