why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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