Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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