- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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