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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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