- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Pickles are powerful

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

hi michael

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac