- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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