- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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