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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Knock Knock. Doors open

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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