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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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