what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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