Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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That is so fetch

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Donald Trump

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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