what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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