q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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