- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

HELLO EVERYONE

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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