What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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what is 3+3= 8

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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