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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

wenis

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

richard is fag

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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