What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

a person who will soon die of beeties

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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