- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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